Monday, October 3, 2011

Couldn't do it...

My post was too crazy... I felt like an idiot as soon as I put it up. But I am bummed that JP felt the need to attack me like that. You're a legend man. Decade was my first snowboard movie and you were one of my idols growing up. It's very sad that you felt so threatened by a blog post of you doing a boardslide that wasn't straight. I never wrote one negative word about you.

You can come at me all you want but you know everytime you hate on what someone else is doing in snowboarding (dirks, brisse, debari) and refuse to have a laugh at yourself it's just a sad attempt to keep your dying career afloat. It's more noble to go down with the ship...

So I'll leave it alone and just post this photo because I think it's funny.

40 comments:

  1. KILL THAT FAGGOT

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  2. you thought this post would redeem yourself, then you ruined it with that last part, come on. the first part bagged on him enough haha personally i want to see a fist fight celebrity death match style

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  3. I want to see naked mud wrestling!

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  4. good call bode, way to be the bigger man.

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  5. The first one was funny as hell...and just said what we'd all been thinking for the past 6 years. But way to take the moral high road.

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  6. harsh zeach... 20-11... Uh-sonnnnn

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  7. how is this taking the "moral high road" as you so put it? this post is almost worse because its so backhanded and contradictory to everything he has been saying, the last sentences totally negates the first paragraph

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  8. how about a game of in-your-face? this could be big

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  9. yeah do in your face at something big like the x-games. head to head for the gold lol

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  10. huh what was the first post that pissed off jp? there is no context to this whole thing

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  11. "Try-to-suck-your-own-cock-mid-frontflip-to-harsh-zeach, or is it just a, your-heads-up-your-own-ass-to-scorpion-double-thigh-grab-desperate-for-attention-flip??? I like this game. Want to keep playing? Fuck outta here." -JP Walker
    This guys had one too many bails to the dome.

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  12. Wait didnt JP just make fun of something you did? Why are you bummed? You make fun of people all the time. You laugh at the Zeach he laughs at the Merrill Flip. Seem ok to me. Cork that vagina and have a laugh.

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  13. i don't think JP even knows how a blog works. roob made the post that had JP's crooked boardslide, not bode.

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  14. JP's latest post" http://therealjp.com/post/11067793822/molde-berrill

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  15. it's hysterical that JP just doesn't get it. also it's fairly obvious that Bode doesn't need a blog to get his career going, just look at his last few video parts

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  16. ^^ JP def doesn't get it! A site that specifically looks at an awful habit in snowboarding (the zeach) with a sometimes hysterical type of crash (the scorp). Everybody gets called out if there is footage somebody found, or somebody shared. Friends, no-names and pros included. JP has his panties in a bunch and drops some hate language then thinks he's the bigger man still. Some legend I thought he was. To HZTC- keep calling everybody out, and keep up the humor!

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  17. Y'all need to be able to take it as well as dish it. JP's right. You guys are hating daily, you have to expect some sort of response. Take the joke, snowboarding is fun!!!

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  18. Snowboarding is not fun. It's only about doing serious tricks.

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  19. what did he say about dirks?

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  20. I wouldn't say that this site is hating on people as much as calling people out for not doing tricks properly (there's a difference right?). Bode called jp out on not doing something properly and jp responded with a string of curses and making fun of a way more difficult trick. I'd say Bode is in the right.

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  21. Hahahaha, is it really that important to "do a trick proper"? What the fuck is "proper" in snowboarding? Give me a fucking break. OK, when you're trying to "have a career" I guess riding isn't as fun or important as nailing the trick "proper". Looks to me like JP Walker was the creator of GOON SNOWBOARDING. From day 1, Mr Son has been so full of himself and full of shit at the same time, it's sickening. Does that clown have friends or is everyone a "homie" from the darkest "hood" in the SLC? Fucking lame rich, white kooks pretending to be gnarly city tough guys…..son! Fuck off and stay out of the woods, idiots. Bode rides way better than JP ever looked in his finest, self obsessed hour. Who the fuck cares, go ride powder, morons.

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  22. I never said it's important to do a trick "proper" but I think there is such a thing as a proper trick. But I do agree with everything else. JP's a kook, Bode is awesome, powder is the best kind of snowboarding by far.

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  23. This is all so so sad... is this what snowboarding has become? it makes me sick ... is all this really coming from two big names that are in the best position to make an influence on the younger dudes? I think every snowboarder can agree that we are on a level of our own, separate from corporate 9-5ers.. have a little unity about you man, game respect game, you're acting like little girls... you should both delete all of this garbage of each other and make peace:
    JP - you are a legend in the game, no one will ever forget what you have done/are doing for snowboarding and we all hope that snowboarding will continue to take care of you.
    Bode - You are killing it right now man, you're in a position to set a standard on what a pro is supposed to act like. if you're not setting the example of showing love among snowboarders, then who is going to? and hopefully some years down the road, the younger guys will respect what you've done in the game and snowboarding will take care of you also.
    Hopefully snowboarders can continue to stay true to snowboarding, stay true to the roots, and not let these vicious egos stem from careers and get in the way of what its all about.

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  24. The good news is that this shitty site dedicated to "wack steez" call outs probably has had a rush of traffic come through since JP gave you a mention, all be it a shitty one. Now people know it exists, and that if their boardslides aren't proper then the Protractor Crew will issue a call out. See you guys at the mountain squabbling about who has the raddest sticker set up.

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  25. The correct way to do a back flip is NOT to hold your legs.Jim Rippey told me so. So lets just call it the Bode Flip and someone please start a new site "Harsh Bode flip to hand drag". Im sure there are some epic flip shots and hand drags just ready to upload.

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  26. THERE IS NO HOPE FOR HUMANITY

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  27. lol the protractor crew

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  28. Jp walker should have retired many years ago,he's just got to milk it cause he doesn't have another income,put those spirit fingers to rest & let the young ones show ya how it's done....

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  29. jp walker sounds like a goon, i think joe sexton blows him on the side.. stepchild

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  30. how is anyone going to say that doing ticks proper doesnt matter. if everyone zeached and did crooked ass grinds it would suck its to easy. proper all day. jp is just a homo. sorry jp you are truley gay. except it

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  31. jp sucks fat dick

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  32. jp should quit snowboarding professionally and let some of these younger kids who actually rip a chance to make some money and move up. seriously his arms are all over the place its scary.

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  33. jp you look like an ape with your hands above your head at all times. you should probably use some of that money you have to buy some SPF 50 because you look like a gay man that hangs out at gay bars disguised in skate clothes and snowboard gear. your last cool video part was years ago hang it up old man your style sucks

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  34. that picture should say i have skin cancer

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  35. Slap the turkey neck and it's hangin from a pigeon wing
    You can't write if you can't relate
    Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
    And my time is a piece of wax, fallin' on a termite
    That's chokin on the splinters

    Soy un perdedor
    I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

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  36. lawl jp, he's a legend but if you look at bode riding its unreal that one foot seven was nuts.

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